honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
|friend:||you speak french?|
|friend:||say something in french!|
|me:||je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant|
bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on