... Guarantee you Carlos goes "Cecil is totally my boyfriend" and squeals over him a bit to the other scientists the way Cecil does with Carlos in Condos. So much so the other scientists have a jar for whenever Carlos just randomly goes into shmoopy boyfriend mode. (It's one of the fullest jars in the lab, after the Bad Joke jar and the "Was that explosion REALLY necessary?" jar. Once a month they empty them all and have a lab pizza-and-ice cream party.)@regalli
"You know Cecil? My boyfriend Cecil? My boyfriend, whose name is Cecil; who is also my boyfriend? If you listen to the radio, you’ll hear Cecil (who is my boyfriend). He’s on the radio, my boyfriend. Turn on the radio, because I don’t want to miss my boyfriend’s show. My boyfriend Cecil. Has a radio show. And is also my boyfriend"
My boyfriend is a radio host. That kinda makes me a radio host too!