okay but i can so imagine junko and hiyoko’s first conversation being like
"why is there a three year old in my fucking school"
"sorry, what? i couldn’t hear you over the sound of all that silicone in your tits"
"they let them out of the incubators too damn early these days, you missed the daycare by a few blocks you little maggot"
"and how do you know that? preying on single dads on your street corner, are you?”
then they just kind of look at each other like
"i like you"
Someone be the charming asshole Byakuya Togami to my stuttering fuck up of a Touko Fukawa plz
none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
People believe what they choose to.it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery
Hatred toward Cho Chang and Lavender Brown and adoration toward Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape, a study in misogyny, sexism and double-standards by me.
those tags are beautiful