... Guarantee you Carlos goes "Cecil is totally my boyfriend" and squeals over him a bit to the other scientists the way Cecil does with Carlos in Condos. So much so the other scientists have a jar for whenever Carlos just randomly goes into shmoopy boyfriend mode. (It's one of the fullest jars in the lab, after the Bad Joke jar and the "Was that explosion REALLY necessary?" jar. Once a month they empty them all and have a lab pizza-and-ice cream party.)

@regalli

sexybaldwin:

astrogyaru:

:

"You know Cecil? My boyfriend Cecil? My boyfriend, whose name is Cecil; who is also my boyfriend? If you listen to the radio, you’ll hear Cecil (who is my boyfriend). He’s on the radio, my boyfriend. Turn on the radio, because I don’t want to miss my boyfriend’s show. My boyfriend Cecil. Has a radio show. And is also my boyfriend"

#have I mentioned that I am very into radio these days? 

My boyfriend is a radio host. That kinda makes me a radio host too!

thevelosarahptor:

What’s beautiful about the insult “entry level anime nerd” is that every way you respond makes you sound worse. So it’s true that you’ve only seen a few mainstream anime? You are a WEAK nerd. You’ve actually seen a ton of cool obscure anime? You are a HUGE nerd. Into the locker.

Sansa shrank back. “Don’t!” She slid her hand under her cloak, to her hidden knife. “What … what do you want with me?”

“Only to help you,” Dontos said, “as you helped me.”

“You’re drunk, aren’t you?”

“Only one cup of wine, to help my courage. If they catch me now, they’ll strip the skin off my back.”

She drew the knife and held it before her with both hands.

“Are you going to stab me?” Dontos asked.

“I will,” she said. “Tell me who sent you.”

Sansa II, A Clash of Kings (via thisislucreziasand)

(Source : fuckyeahsansastark)

1. When you cut yourself, clean and bandage it.

2. Do not start smoking cigarettes because the boy who broke your heart does.

3. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

4. Cutting calories doesn’t do anything but make you unhappy.

5. If the number on the scale rises, throw it out.

6. The first girl you ever “date” is going to call the police on you even though she lives three thousand miles away, because you’re going to tell her that you’re not in a good mental state shortly after you’ve “broken up”.

7. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

8. Break up with the boy who says, “You had a sexy phase!” when you tell him that you’ve dated a girl before.

9. Dating your friends is not always the best idea, but you can still be friends after you’ve broken up with her.

10. Your mother will try to become your best friend because you’re leaving for college soon. Let her.

11. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

12. Your closest friend will stop talking to you when you leave for college.

13. It’s okay to cry.

14. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

15. When you cut yourself again, clean and bandage it. Do not be ashamed.

16. Your anxiety is going to try and control your entire life. Tell it to shut the hell up, because you’re trying to live and that task is hard enough as it is.

17. The past has a funny way of coming back in the form of you developing a crush on another friend.

18. Try not to hate yourself for breaking up with your boyfriend.

19. If you’re still smoking, apologize silently to your mother.

20. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

konpozaa:

Sometimes I imagine the Higher Plane watches the UG like a Saturday morning cartoon or a football game and Joshua and Hanekoma utilize this knowledge to deliver The Office style staring-directly-into-the-camera-out-of-incredulity-of-this-bullshit

Everyone thinks they’re just looking away the way people do when they hear something bullshit but they know what they’re doing and they know it’s comedy gold

neal-illustrator:

So this happened. Thank you lesbian-killjoy for the dialogue idea done for anon
comment, request, enjoy

neal-illustrator:

So this happened. Thank you lesbian-killjoy for the dialogue idea done for anon

comment, request, enjoy

nemesisfall:

babby’s first pokemon contest

nemesisfall:

babby’s first pokemon contest

i went into the ponponpon tag that was an experience

im too sad tog et out of bed but apparently i have work btu i have that sad feeling in my chest and also ponponpon is stuck in my head so,